I Can't Go Nowi suffered the arrows, your heart a formless shadowbeneath the lies, your wings have been dissectedby each passing day my hatred will growbeneath the veil of makeup, you soul has slowly diedand endless wave of martyrs, dressed in a sea of blackto serenade the serpents, this scene has turned its backyou have placed a curse upon my heartdenial, depressiontie the noose around my neckas the sky fades to blackmy heart is an unmarked gravealot of love has been depravedbut my heart still poundsi cant go nowi wont fall downi cant go now!
Critiquing Abstract..."Critiquing Abstract Expressionism With Crayons"George: Well frankly i think it looks like a kindergartener masterpiece mixed with the innate desire to scribble furiously on a piece of construction paper.Sarcastic Person : I have to say this person is going to get HUGE in the art industry, look at all the random scribbles of colors conforming to one shit brown color, this is the essence of beauty in it's purist formRandom wannabe Scene Bean: Ehh idkay i tink it looks lyk sumthing i'd wear but i'd have to agree with u gaiz cuz im 2 skurred 2 voice my own oppinion in fear of rejection kbai
Dino NuggetsMcDonald's Idea Guy: I think kids are getting tired of the same ol' chicken nuggets. So i bring you.. *drum roll* Dino-nuggets! made with 100% reconstituted dino-meat, and conveniently in the shape of a dinosaur! This is the new generation of nuggets everywhere!*WARNING SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE* : Hair loss, rapid weight gain, hallucinations of cavemen in your closet at night, followed by an ungodly stomach ache.McDonald's CEO: Well we have thought it through, and we're going to have to say you are the next fresh face of the fast food industry! Get this guy his own blond haired nymphet and a luxury sports car, Pronto!
Why I Will Never VotePeople wonder why some people don't vote.Republican, democrat, left or right. It still doesn't change the fact your shooting yourself in the foot. Because left or right they're still politicians, which if you breakdown means (many or poli) & (blood sucking creatures or tics). They say whatever the public wants to hear just to win, when in reality they have their own agendas planned all along. So it really doesn't matter who I vote for because I'm still shooting myself in the foot. Politics are the fall of America, they're just put there to make you think you have power. We've been screwed by the people we've trusted for years, it will never change, it cant be stopped, so I'm never voting in fact I'd prefer it if i could just move to the country on a farm and not have to deal with any of America's bullshit. And besides, I can't do anything to change it. Society calls these ideas crazy, but when Noah spent 40 years building a boat everyone thought he was crazy. So i say fuck it, nothing
How The Mosquito Came To Bemosquito is actually missquito's husband. they're part of the quito family. it's the last living line of known vampires, they used to be regular humanoids like you and me until god turned them into bugs, they're still immortal they just fly south for the awesome tequila parties and hot weather and come up to america in late summer and early fall to try and terrorize the american way of life! but they forgot one thing.. DEET! the quito family's worst enemy!
Mission Monopolycongrats you are now in the "cool" status for being scene and suchto collect your reward go between parkway and boardwalk, i think it's called luxury tax, there you will meet a man wearing a tuxedo, top hat, and monocle. He has a suitcase. Roundhouse kick him in the face, take the suitcase, and run home. then you will find the key to true enlightenment.
Cattanoogawell raisins come from grapes and people come from apes and i come from cattanooga. some residence include(but not limited to): Tom, Cat In the hat, Felix(yours truely), Cheshire, Figaro(gipettos cat), Garfield, i could go on and on. The city is very scenic, full of cool cat coffee shops such as the Rock Mugg(my personal favorite), then you got Sundollars(which is corporately owned and operated, and tastes like cat pee). We have primo festivals every 3rd friday of the month where we all get together and enjoy each others company with good music, good food, and best of all, good catnip! Man if you havent tried that stuff, it really blows your mind! So come by, unless your a dog, or a cat hater. If you fall under either of those we have to burn you at the stake, sorry, just the way it is.