Random humorous rantsDon't you hate alarm clocks? Just the sound. "BEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP"Good way to start the morning huh? Pissed off at the annoying sound that woke you up. I think we should replace the alarm clock sound with something else. My dad getting me up in the morning would make a great replacement sound for that "BEEEEEP BEEEEP" shit. My dad, "GEORGE GET THE HELL OUT OF BED!!! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU UP FOR THREE FUCKING HOURS!!!! I don't remember the first two hours of him trying to wake me up, but damn does he know how to strike fear and energy into a lazy ass kid the third hour. I jump straight out of bed every time. Did anyone else have cheap parents?I rarely got ANYTHING I wanted. Remember those cool light up shoes with the velcro when we were kids? Everybody had them man. Except me of course. My dad would say shit like "George, those shoes are too expensive, $50 for these when you can pay $10 for these shoes, with a coupon!" He always had coupons! I guess I can thank him for it now.
Who should we admire?Sports "heroes"?! Fuck that. But, George this guy can knock a tiny ball into a small hole! Well it's alot like watching flies screw. George, this guy can swim faster than anyone else! Are any sharks chasing him? No, you say? Then he's wasting his time! What I'm trying to say is these are the people that the MSM are shoving down our throats to be our "idols". What about great thinkers? People who want(ed) to change things? They don't glorify these people because they don't want things to change. They are perfectly happy just watching other people be their "worker bees". Why don't we work for ourselves and our families? Because no one else gains anything from YOU working for yourself and family. We can't seem to grasp this fact. But all I'm trying to say is, move on a farm, grow your own food, if they ask for property tax say, "Have you protected MY land from ninjas or terrorists? No? Then let me be on my own and if I DO by ANY chance get attacked by foreign invaders I guess I'll be SOL"
Moon Childnothing but children of disastersa curse built over generationswhat bastardswe lay in the gravelstaring at the sun, burning out our retinastil we can no longer see a burnt out societycutting loose from the chains of destinynow we're just lazy flies hovering aboutnothing to do but sing, dance and shoutpraising our freedom from the deceitholding the truth to happiness in the palms of our handsparading around in the deserts sandskick off the sandals and take off our shirtswe found an oaisis in a baron wastelandsay hello to freedom and goodbye to the manwe've got the key to our freedom in the palms of our handsdancing in the starlighthowling at the moonso let's celebrateput on our politician masksand kick oil in their facetell them they've had their fununder an air conditioned suntell them it's time to live nowand live they shallwe'll laugh at the cheapscapesputting on their grand showswho would have thought people could reach such lows?
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LeonName: LeonAge: 27Gender: MaleClass: AX AgentAppearance: Tall, suited in light weight chainmail, Denim like pants, and his dear, lost friend's gloves worn as a mementoEye Color: GreenHair Color: Brown, CurlyPersonality: Appears bitter, but once you get to know him, he warms up and humors with his dry sense of humorTattoos: A burnt insignia of vampiric origins on left wrist, a cross on left fore armPiercings: NoneAffiliation: GoodHistory: While still a teenager, a raid of vampires came to his village with only onegoal, to convert or feed on the humans. They killed everyone in his family and burnt his village to the ground while he remained hidden in a basement of his friend, Gherric's house. After coming out of the basement a day later to see the devastation they made a pact then and there to become vigilantes against all evils. They journeyed many years taking out whole bands of vampire troops single handedly. Until one fateful day, they encountered a tribe of Orc's while hu